Please Be Patient, It's My First Rodeo bumper sticker
This is a weather-proof, permanent adhesive vinyl bumper sticker that reads "PLEASE BE PATIENT // IT'S MY FIRST RODEO" -- black text on yellow background measuring 7.5 inches by 4 inches.
Original design by Toxic Femme, free shipping via USPS stamped envelope from West Philadelphia (untracked). Yee haw!