I'd Rather be on the Death Coaster tee
via Wikipedia: The Death Coaster "is a hypothetical steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers.
Designer and artist Julijonas Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park, stated that the goal of his concept roller coaster is to take lives 'with elegance and euphoria.'"
"The ride's seven inversions would inflict 10 G on its passengers for 60 seconds, causing g-force related symptoms starting with tunnel vision, black out and eventually cerebral hypoxia."
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